norwegian wood

trust me… if you went to prison, it would probably be Bad. I don’t want to be the bringer of bad news.. but you’re bitched up. Sorry, but we all know. You wouldn’t last.

There are YouTube tutorials for building a cottage in a Norwegian wood – like ‘our forefathers’, allegedly. It might be worth seeing if there’s anything similar for sharpening a toothbrush. Start practicing – you’ll need it.

Listen, I’m just fucking with you, haha. You’ll be fine. But I’m just saying.

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